Anonymous asked:
kinky. that's hot.

Cool bcs that has happened the one and only time I’ve done it and I laughed and I stopped and I woke up and he peed in my bed. 

Bless.

Anonymous asked:
what happened to hot teacher????

We were great for 8 months then for 2 weeks we didn’t talk. Then he’s in mexico with another girl, 2 weeks later they’re a couple, 2 weeks later she moves in, 2 weeks later they’re engaged. SO THERE GOES THAT.

Anonymous asked:
If I were a guy I would like you, you're beautiful!! Life has ridiculous tendencies sometimes but I promise, you'll find your guy.

Ugh thank you so much and I’m so so sorry for having a breakdown last night. But thank you to everyone who helped make me feel better. You truly did help me my bbs.

Anonymous asked:
You can just kill me now. What a goddess

omg you’re great. How can I kill you when you just made my night?

Anonymous asked:
WHY?!?!?! OUISABEL WAS YOU YOU ARE OUISABEL

MAMA/PAPI maybe one day I’ll put it back. But for now some people might find me and I can’t have that. 

tbh the real game is to see how long I keep it like this. 

Anonymous asked:
What lipstick are you wearing on the picture?

I’m wearing Red Velvet by Limecrime! It’s my favorite and I will never be apart from it and amen. 

Anonymous asked:
You reply too much! UNFOLLOWING!!!!

idc about tumblr anymore unless I’m trying to make friends so that’s y I reply AND GUESS WHAT HAUNTY WITH EVERY UNFOLLWOER I GET 15 MORE FOLLOWS SO who is da real winner here? me. amen. bless u. take a cookie on ya way out. jk i dont give cookies to unfollowers. 

Anonymous asked:
are you still a virgin?

yaaa dis cookie has yet to be frosted. HOLLLA 

Anonymous asked:
Are you horny?

no I’m mad. So sort of the same thing right?

Anonymous asked:
I feel you. One time I walked in on my brother jacking off. Scarred for life.

OMG IF I EVER SAW THAT I WOULD BE SO DONE. My brother was just taking forever in the bathroom. When I finally got in, his ipad was on with an anal still image. Pretending like I didn’t see it.

Anonymous asked:
do you ever smile in your pictures?

h0lla Isabel’s smile appears for the first time since hibernation.

Anonymous asked:
what boy hurt you?! LET ME BEAT HIM UP

NO BOY HURT ME hahahaha. THAT POST WASN’T ABOUT A BOY Y’ALL. It’s just about trust in all my relationships: friendship/family. Hell I’ve never even been in a relationship with a boy soooo

Anonymous asked:
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I dont want a super popular blog. I want boyfriends. KEEP UP WITH THE TIMES SPAM.

Anonymous asked:
your cousin looks like a slut

Omg we know, we love it. She sum hot stuff.

Anonymous asked:
igGY WAS AT YOUR COUSIN'S BAR?

YES! 

do you die?