can I touch your butt for christmas
My brother stopped drinking alcohol and now he’s gone all westboro baptist church and started calling me an alcoholic.
UMMMMM EXCUZE U. YOU’VE STOPPED DRINKING FOR LESS THAN A WEEK. THE END. GOODBYE.
Don’t give me attitude because I will make it a combo and serve it right back.
you want a man with a strong jawline so you have a sturdy place to sit